José Mourinho or Donald Trump: who said it?

It’s the Manchester United manager v the President of the United States. Can you tell these two humble souls apart?

On God: “He must really think I’m a great guy. He must think that, because otherwise he would not have given me so much. I have a great family. I work in a place where I’ve always dreamt of working”

José Mourinho

Donald Trump

On humility: “I think I am, actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand”

José Mourinho

Donald Trump

On media criticism: "Look at the way I’ve been treated lately, especially by the media … you can’t let them get you down. I guess that’s why we won”

José Mourinho

Donald Trump

On having nothing to say: “I have nothing, nothing to say. Nothing, nothing to say. Nothing to say, I have nothing to say. Nothing to say, I am so sorry, I have nothing to say”

José Mourinho

Donald Trump

On success: “If he is right and I am afraid of failure it is because I didn’t fail many times”

José Mourinho

Donald Trump

On being loved: "People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me"

José Mourinho

Donald Trump

On a potential biopic: “If they made a film of my life, I think they should get George Clooney to play me. He’s a fantastic actor and my wife thinks he would be ideal"

José Mourinho

Donald Trump

On career progress: “I have a problem, which is I’m getting better at everything related to my job since I started”

José Mourinho

Donald Trump

On their work: "It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic"

José Mourinho

Donald Trump

On a rival's partner: "And for her also to think about me and to speak about me, I think the lady needs to occupy her time, and if she takes care of her husband’s diet she will have less time to speak about me”

José Mourinho

Donald Trump

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