Football transfer rumours: Eden Hazard to Manchester United for £90m?

Today’s tittle tattle is battling to stay afloat

Let The Mill take you on a journey back in time. It’s August, 2015. David Cameron has yet to announce the Brexit referendum that will definitely be a good idea. Donald Trump’s hopes of becoming the next president of the United States are rated as likely as Leicester winning the Premier League title. And José Mourinho is the undisputed king of English football. Oh, what memories.

But then it all went wrong, didn’t it? Cameron retired to his shed, Trump took over the world and Mourinho lost his rag with the club doctor, moved to a hotel in Manchester and now spends his time in the shadow of some bald bloke from Barcelona. There’s no need to panic, though, because good old José has a cunning plan.

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