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Neymar is unhappy. More than unhappy, in fact. He’s FURIOUS! He’s been in a right old mood ever since Edinson Cavani wouldn’t let him take a penalty against Lyon on Sunday, which follows on from Cavani not giving the Brazilian all his Lego, refusing to let him have the top bunk and refusing to hand over the last fish finger on his plate at dinner the other night, even though Neymar said *please*. Seriously, didn’t this Cavani schmuck get the memo?! What Neymar wants, Neymar gets. Otherwise it’s tantrum time! And it’s tantrum time now! Neymar is going to thcweam and thcweam and thcweam and stamp his feet and sulk and frown until Paris Saint-Germain placate him by chucking Cavani into a swimming pool full of sharks equipped with lasers. Or they could just agree to sell him, whatever. But the first option’s cool too. Just saying. Who’d dare take a penalty off Neymar after that?
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