The Fiver | Drink in every minute of one of English football’s great rivalries

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Now that all those no-good hipsters have stopped prattling on about the Copa Libertadores final – “Foreign muck!” The Fiver’s English cousin, $exually Repressed Morris Dancing Fiver, rapped on Sunday night – the moment all true football fans have been waiting for is almost upon us. All you posers can stop pretending that you’ve heard of Boca Juniors, River Plate and Carlos Tevez. So what if you can point out Argentina on a map of the world? Whoop dee doo! Nobody cares! What was the score again? Don’t care! Everton versus Watford is only a few hours away and The Fiver needs to make sure it’s in position to drink in every minute of one of English football’s great rivalries.

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