The Fiver Christmas Awards 2018

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Welcome to The Fiver Christmas Awards. You’ll note we’ve not given them a number this time. That’s because we’ve lost count. Also, we don’t want to know. We’re getting old, we’re increasingly aware of our own mortality, it’s far later than you think. Anyway, merry Christmas everyone! It’s party time! So punch a hole in an unopened can of Purple Tin and shotgun the delicious cold-filtered contents, then pour yourself a healthy tumbler of Fistfight, the tasty 67.3% ABV whisky-flavoured turps beverage distilled in Granny Fiver’s bath, and sink into a self-medicated catatonic fug, the better to deal with the next few minutes of existence. There you are. Better now? Here we go, then. Enjoy, enjoy.

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