El Señor Wayne | The Fiver

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Occasions in which the Fiver has been proud of Wayne Rooney: the brazen expression on Wazza’s face when he cashed in on his new-found fame by posing in head-to-toe gear of a notable manufacturer of sportswear whilst being draped across a Ford Ka at Goodison Park with a personalised number plate ‘ROO NI’, when he admitted that Sister Act 2 was one of his favourite films, the self-deprecating ‘punch’ celebration referring to the time he was knocked out cold by Phil Bardsley in his own kitchen, when he got a Stereophonics tattoo, and most notably, when Rooney launched his acting career in a Casillero del Diablo advert – “they say he is a legend.”

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