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And on the Seventh Day He did not rest, for His work was not done. On the contrary, the hat-trick against Spain was only the beginning. For His next feat, on the seventh day of the Ethics World Cup, He must destroy Morocco. It will be a duty more than a pleasure because He has admiration for Hervé Renard, very much His kind of manager. But Portugal need a win, idols can have no peers and, what’s more, there’s another Frenchman who’s been annoying Him for a long time who needs sorting: Just Fontaine scored a hat-trick in his first match in 1958 and another two in his second game en route to a World Cup goal tally of 13, which remains a record, which is intolerable to Him.

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